After Wale called out Complex Magazine for not enlisting him in their top 50 album of the year list in an hilarious rant, twitter goes ham on him and below are some very funny tweets about Wale's rant.
Saturday, 14 December 2013
RACIAL MATTER! 16 Yr-Old White Kid Kills 4 & Gets Probation, But 14 Yr-Old Black Kid Kills 1 & Gets 10 Years Jail Term From Same Judge! (Video)
Friday, 13 December 2013
This young lady above, says she was fathered by a ghost, only to later marry a ghost for whom she has 3 sons and is currently pregnant for.
According to 20-year-old Taiyelolu Abdulrahman, while telling her chilling story to Nigerian Tribune, her father, who died almost 20 years ago, nurtured her till she was married to another dead or “ghost” husband.
She and her twin brother, Kehinde, grew up with their father in a flat at the Ajah area of Lagos. They led a relatively comfortable life in the house where they only depended on generator as the only source of electricity. Although their father was not engaged in any kind of work, he provided for them.
My father was not working. He never left the house except on a few occasions at night. But if I asked for N50, 000, he gave it to me. We had no visitors and we visited nobody,” she said.All they had to do were sleep, eat and watch home videos.
Emmy Collins diss Nigerian celebrities with 'How To Become A Celebrity (Rachet) In Nigeria' Tips. (Photos)
Emmy Collins is back with what he knows how to do best....dissing celebrities. Although, this time, the article was written by his new writer.
It goes like this:
Recently I have been on the lookout for quality contributors to this movement as I have been under immense pressure to keep it going. Well, I`m very chuffed to say that judging by the post below, it might be safe to opine that I have just unearthed one. I enjoyed the post absolutely and hope you do as well even though it hit hard at someone I care about but hey, I`m not out to muzzle a writer. That is his opinion and I respect it unreservedly. EC
HOW TO BECOME A CELEBRITY IN NIGERIA
1. Bleach your skin.
I cannot stress this enough! Having light skin is an absolute requirement to become a celebrity in Nigeria. Denrele and Toke Makinwa can testify to this. However if you don’t know where to start, just seek the help of a certain (currently pregnant) hair stylist, whom we hear is a major importer of all things milky and Egyptian. Hope you get the drift but if you don`t, I can`t help you any further.
Watch the video after the cut: Listen and be inspired!
Thursday, 12 December 2013
LMAO! South Park creators make fun of Kim Kardashian & Kanye West in a controversial parody. (Video)
South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are about to feel the wrath of Kanye West. There is no end to what the rapper will say about the latest episode of their hit cartoon series, which pokes fun at both him and his new fiancee and mother of his child, Kim Kardashian. Watch the hilarious video after the cut:
President Goodluck & Olusegun Obasanjo had breakfast in Kenya after Obasanjo publicly criticized him.
While Nigerians were fighting each other over the 18-page letter of open critics Obasanjo wrote to President Jonathan, the duo were busy having breakfast in Kenya.According to Channels,
President Goodluck Jonathan and former president, Olusegun Obasanjo on Thursday had breakfast together in Nairobi, Kenya. Both men were among other African leaders that graced the 50th Independence Anniversary celebration of Kenya on Thursday, December 12. Obasanjo’s visit was said to have taken everybody by surprise as it contradicts the expected nature of the relationship between both men, owing to recent public criticisms of the President by Obasanjo.
The unexpected meeting held prior to the anniversary event which was held at the Safaricom Stadium in Kasarani, Nairobi with former president, Obasanjo paying a surprise visit to President Jonathan at the Intercontinental Hotel, Nairobi where they had a private breakfast together.
According to LLB
A lawyer and a man, believed to be one of his workers, were found dead this morning in a Toyota Camry car after the popular Inter-Bau Roundabout in Asaba, Delta State. The engine of the car was still on and the air condition was also on when the incident happened. People noticed the occupants of the car were not moving, before they rushed towards the side of the car to see what had happened, before finding them dead. No one knew the cause of their death. But some people who identified the man said, he mostly dealt with land matters and was just returning from a court session.
Wednesday, 11 December 2013
The World Health Organisation (WHO) says that over 98,000 Nigerian women die annually from the use of firewood.
"If a woman cooks breakfast, lunch and dinner, it is equivalent to smoking between three and 20 packets of cigarette a day. The death from this sector contributes to 10 per cent of global annual death and it is bigger than tuberculosis, HIV and AIDS and malaria combined, and it is only killing women,"
An official of the Federal Ministry of Environment, Ms Bahijjahtu Abubakar, who is the National Coordinator, Renewable Energy Programme, told newsmen at the official launch of RUWES and the 4th Annual Nigeria Renewable Energy Day in Abuja on Wednesday.
She said there was so much energy poverty in Nigeria, especially in the rural areas in a country that was blessed with abundant energy resources and that there was no way Nigeria would be contributing 10 per cent to global annual death without addressing it. According to her, the ministry has just launched a Rural Women Energy Security (RUWES) programme to prevent the trend and to create awareness on the dangers of using dirty energy.
Obasanjo accuses president Jonathan of lying, destroying Nigeria & promoting corruption in an 18-page letter.
Ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo has reportedly written an 18-page letter to president Goodluck Jonathan, accusing him of ineptitude and of taking actions calculated at destroying Nigeria.
According to Premium Times who exclusively obtained the letter dated Monday 2nd December 2013, said the letter is one of the most acerbic letters in modern history.
Excerpts from the 18-pages letter:
Nigeria is bleeding and the hemorrhage must be stopped. He said Mr. Jonathan has failed to deliver on his promises to the Nigerian people, stem corruption, promote national unity and strengthen national security.
He said in the letter titled “Before it is too late” that rather than take steps to advance Nigeria’s interest and up the standards of living of Nigerians, Mr. Jonathan had betrayed God and the Nigerian people that brought him to power, and has been pursuing selfish personal and political interests based on advice he receives from “self-centred aides”.
Hehehe...i like it when some sick ass are being whooped! Fashion blogger, Emmy Collins, who is good at throwing shades at anyone and everyone has stepped on the wrong toes this time. Someone sent him a link of what Stella Dimoko, a gossip blogger, posted on her blog about Juliet Ibrahim talking about getting lot of opportunities because she is light skinned. Emmy Collins who wasn't impressed with the blog, went to twitter to diss Stella's blog and that got Stella really angry that she had to reply him.
Well, when the fight began, Emmy had no choice than to run from the fire he started....Stella gave him more than he could chew. See the tweets after the cut:
WTF! R.Kelly has made the biggest mistake of his life by initiating #AskRKelly trend on Twitter. (Read fans response)
This is what happens when media marketing goes wrong. R.Kelly's past comes back to haunt him when he initiated the #AskRKelly Twitter Q & A session to promote his new gig. It has been a black Twitter Super Bowl since the trend started and his fans have castigated him and gave him rolls of seats to sit down. lol
I'm just thinking..., what on earth made him think it would be a good idea for him to initiate this sort of activity? He should've kept that window closed and know that the world never forget certain things. What was he and his social media manager thinking? It's either he set himself up or his social media manager set him up. Whichever way, he is so f**ked!
Read the sad and hilarious response from fans after the cut:
Three Moroccan men are facing up to six years between them in a Sicilian jail for stealing seven fennel worth just €5. The potential sentence equates to almost one year in prison for each fennel. The men, aged 22, 33 and 35, were caught stealing the fennel from a privately-owned vegetable patch in Alcamo, in the Sicilian province of Trapani, in February this year. They were charged for the "intention to profit" from the stolen goods.
Italy is harsh on its petty criminals: in early November, a man caught stealing an ice-cream, four chocolates and a packet of Fruit Joy - worth less than €10 - from a shop in the northern region of Treviso was sentenced to five months in prison. In the same month, a 64-year-old was charged with theft after stealing apples and nuts worth €4 from a supermarket in Imperia, a seaside town in the northern region of Liguria. The man was reportedly "driven by hunger" to steal.
Tuface and Annie Idibia's daughter, Isabella Idibia celebrates her 5th year birthday yesterday while in the US with her mother who is expecting. Happy birthday cutie. See more pix after the cut:
In November 8th 2005, it was revealed that Tuface acted in a movie, but the Nigerian music artist came out and denied ever being in Nollywood. Reasons for lying are yet unknown.
Read how Tuface lied.
Are you In Love?
No, I dont have a girlfriend yet. I'm concentrating on my career for now.
whats the craziest thing a woman has done to get you?
I have gone through many crazy episodes I cant tell them all: Others were so embarrassing. Women just want to be close to me, but I love them.
This is the reason why people should stop voting anyone over the age of 50 into political office. These old timers are still fighting wars that happen over 50 years ago. Let's move on people. For goodness sake who are we to judge with all the violence and nasty videos that is shown via the internet. it's really sad.
According to MSNBC,
John McCain knows about friendly contact with dictators.
That’s the best explanation for the Arizona senator’s attack on President Obama Tuesday for shaking hands with Cuban President Raul Castro at Nelson Mandela’s memorial service in South Africa.
“It just gives Raul some propaganda to continue to prop up his dictatorial brutal regime,” McCain told Public Radio International. And then the money quote: “Neville Chamberlain shook hands with Hitler.”
It was inevitable Obama would take some heat for shaking hands with Castro. But the level of vitriol from McCain is genuinely surprising.
Kim Kardashian fires back at haters for criticizing her for giving 10 percent of her proceeds to charity.
Kim Kardashian claps back at haters who think giving 10% of her proceeds to charity is too small. According to Kim's Celebuzz Blog,
I feel compelled to speak about something that is in my head and my heart. Over the years, I’ve had to grow a thick skin. Being in the public eye, there are times I feel like I get criticized for any and everything I do. I’m used to it now. I just choose not to feed into negativity or become consumed by it.
The problem comes in when I get attacked for giving and trying to help people. My dad always taught me the importance of giving back. I don’t publicize everything I do to help charities and people all over the world. I do it because I want to. I do it because my dad taught me to. I do it because it’s the right thing to do. So for people to attack me for giving 10% of my eBay auction sales to the people of the Philippines, that hurts.
Tuesday, 10 December 2013
wow....what a speech!
To read the speech script, click HERE