Sunday, 30 September 2012

Saturday, 29 September 2012

WOW!!! Tuface Idibia Recieved Royal Beads From The Oba Of Benin Kingdom.

African music star, Innocent Ujah Idibia, popularly known as 2face, received some royal beads from Oba Uku Akpolokpolo Erediauwa, the Oba of Benin Kingdom in Edo State.

He shared his new achievement via Twitter.
That is really some achievement. A Royal blessing!
Na so....Tu baba.....nothing dey happen!!!

A Father Killed His Son While Trying To Defend His Sister

Can you imagine the guilt of shooting your own son?

This man will never be the same again! He killed his son trying to defend his sister from a burglar whom was his own son.

44 years old Jeffrey Giuliano fired at his son Tyler at 1 a.m in the tony town of New Fairfield as the kid was apparently trying to break into the home of a relative next door to his dad's.

The tragedy happened when Giuliano got a call from his sister, Alexis Scocozza. She told him that someone was trying to burglarize her home. 


Is she walking her dog or a man? 

Friday, 28 September 2012

Raffaella jets out of Milan after Balotelli announced their reconciliation

A few weeks ago, pregnant Raffaella Fico said she would not return to Balotelli, but was seen at the Milan airport today, jetting out of milan just hours after Mario Balotelli announced that he was rekindling his relationship with her.

In his statement, he said; "I decided to try again with Raffaella".

The couple separated in early July, after which Fico publicly announced being pregnant with Balotelli's child. The player then asked Raffaella, through the press, to go take a paternity test.

#uhmmm it has being drama all along and i hope they come to an agreement for the well being of the child.#

Mario Balotelli's Baby Mama Expecting Twin....

Raffaella Fico was spotted shopping for prams...
uhm..could it be twin strikers for Balotelli?

Emeka Rollas, The 7th President Of Actors Guild Of Nigeria.

Actors Guild National Electoral Commission just announced that Emeka Rollas in the new national president of the Actors Guild of Nigeria (AGN).

He defeated former beauty queen and actress, Ibinabo Fiberesima with 81 votes to 76.
Congrats Sir!

The Little Timaya With Swag.

Look at this picture very well.....can you recognize this cute little dude in the pix?

...............Let me help you out here..............

He is Naija's own Timaya, the egberi papa 1 of Bayelsa childhood pix.
One could hardly imagine an innocent, cute child like this would grow up to be the swaggalicious and little bit out of the margin of sanity Timaya. #lol#
He has always got swag!!!

Breaking News: Man Behind Anti-Islamic Film Has Been Arrested.

Nakoula Besseley Nakoula, the 55 years old man behind the controversial anti-islamic video that sparked protests across the Muslim world has been arrested in Los Angeles.

He has been under investigation for violating his probation terms after he was released from prison in 2011 for bank fraud.

Court says he was banned from accessing the internet or using an alias without his probation officer's permission.

He is in custody and schedule to make a court appearance in a federal court in Los Angeles.

#Smart Americans...,I think they arrested him for his own safety....before some smarter guys will go kill him for $100,000 bounty. lol# 

Meet The World's Poorest President.

77 years old José Mujica, is the world's poorest president because he donate 87% of his earnings to charitable cause, he does not believe in God and his wife, Lucia Topolansky, owns the farm house they live on in the outskirts of Montevideo where they cultivate flowers for the past 20 years and they have no kids.

The president took over office on the 1st of March 2010. 

The only valuable possession he has is his old Volkswagen Beetle car. He earns a state salary of $12,500 in a month but only keeps $1,250 for himself and donates the rest to charity while his wife, who is a senator also donates part of her salary.
In recent interview, he told El Mundo, "I do fine with that amount, i have to do fine because there are many Uruguayans who live with much less".
José Mujica and Wife Lucia Topolansky
His country ranks as the second least corrupt country in Latin America in Transparency International's global index.

#uhm...Don't you wish your president was as transparent and humble as this man and that your country was less corrupt?#

A 65 Years Old Grandmother Busted For Drug Trafficking.

Hassan Fatimat Abike is a 65 year old grandmother and mother of six, who was on Wednesday arrested for alleged drug trafficking.

NDLEA said the suspect was to board a British Airways plane at the murtala Muhammed International Airport in lagos when she was arrested with substances suspected to be cocaine during the screening of the passengers to London. The cocaine found in her possession was packed in ballons and prepared into shape of the plastic bottles. It was also wrapped in black polythene inside 10 plastic bottles of local herbal mixture and each bottle was neatly sealed to avoid suspicion.

Investigation revealed that she is also known as Chika Okoye and speaks fluent Yoruba and Ibo.

#wonder will never end in naija#

How Sex Turns People Into Who They Are Not

  1. It makes some people religious: Oh my God! Yes! My God!
  2. Makes some people natural competitors: Ffaaast! Fasterrr! Yeah fasterrr!
  3. It makes some people announce their own obituary: are killing me! I'm dead! I'm finished! You'll kill me!
  4. It makes some ladies become terrorists: Destroy it! Don't show any darm mercy! Just tear it! Don't do it with mercy! I am not your sister! Do it harder!
  5. Others become respectful: Give it to me please...please...please i'm begging...
  6. Loyalty: I love you! Y ou are my life! I;m yours forever! You are the best! Say whatever you want! Jack me anyhow and it's yours!
  7. Makes some people become beggars: Yeah please don't stop! Please i beg in God's name give it to me! Please give it to me again!

Thursday, 27 September 2012

Can You beat This?

Basket of wa oh!!!

I Hereby Pronounce You "Wife & Wife"

It's now in vogue with black people o.....uhm...#mouth sealed#


This is the best advert so far.....rodflmfao

The Life We Live In....Suffering & Smiling.

This is what happened today in Europe.
In Spain, people where on the street manifesting the new Austerity measure that Europe imposed on them while in Italy, people were lined up to book for the new Iphone 5.

African Man Got Busted Trying To Sneak Into Spain Disguised As A Car Seat

Spanish police caught a 20 years old man from Guinea in his attempt to sneak into the Spanish territory from Morocco as an illegal immigrant.

He was hidden inside a Renault 7's passenger's seat and pretended to be a car seat. The inside of the car seat was discarded remaining only the frame which he slided into.

The police had to help him out from his hiding place and described his attempt to pass undetected as Unique and innovative. 

Both the Guinea man and the two Moroccan men, age 21 and 23, who allegedly tried to smuggle him across the border were arrested and accused of people smuggling.

Africans too much....we are very creative in doing illegal things lmao!!!

Victor Moses, Chelsea & Super Eagle player becomes dad @ 21

21 years old #probably his football age(Dec 12,1990) uhm# Victor Moses of Nigeria Super Eagle and Chelsea footballer announced today via Twitter that he is now a dad.

A big congrats to him....e non easy! 

Francis Atuche,Former MD Of Bank PHB Paid Tithe With Stolen Money

Sorry friends for not updating you on the latest gist around for the past 2 days, i will make it up to you.

Meanwhile, the EFCC has accused a formal managing director of Bank PHB, Mr Francis Atuche, of using depositors funds to pay N45 million at tithe to churches.

Lead prosecution counsel, kemi Pinheiro, made the accusation on Wednesday at the Lagos High Court in Ikeja, while leading in evidence a key witness, Mr Solomon Abolaji Ogunsola, a former staff of PHB Mortgages Limited.
Mr Francis allegedly paid the money from an account of PHB Mortgage Limited.

Wednesday, 26 September 2012

Terry G cuts off his famous dread...

Is dreadlocks still in vogue?

Hurrah!!!.....Terry G the Akpako master finally scrapped off his famous dread.
I guess dread is no longer in vogue as Timaya was the first to do away with dread, followed by Basket mouth the comedian who wiped off his dread last week.
I think he had more swag with his dread on and class with the dread off.
Keep it up man....I prefer the classy you. :-)

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

OMG...This Child Just Killed!!!

I wonder who taught her on how to work it this good.
Even though she is not working it her age, hat off to her!

Monday, 24 September 2012

Boko Haram was created and sponsored by rich Nigerians - Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor

Speaking at the opening session of a 6 days meeting of the Niger Delta Christian Leaders Forum, holding at the World headquarter of the Christian Central Chapel International (CCCI) in Calabar, Cross River State; The National President of Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor stated that the dreaded Boko Haram was created and sponsored by rich Nigerians who are out to pave their political selfish interest and break up the nation.


I just can't stop laughing @ this picture.
It's a picture that speaks a thousand words.
Can you imagine....?
I thought it was only in Africa that people sell their votes and rights to greedy politicians for money.

"My husband was not fired" declared Nollywood Actress Omotola Jalade Ekeinde.

 Nollywood sweetheart, actress Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde debunked the recent rumour that has gone viral about her husband Captain Matthew Ekeinde who rumour monger bloggers claimed was among the Air Nigeria employees that were recently fired.

Thank God it was just rumour!

Iran bans Goggle and Youtube over "Innocence of Muslim"

Iran has blocked Youtube and Goggle over the 14 minutes online movie "Innocence of Muslim", a film that mocks Mohammed as a womanizer, child molester and a killer. The ban was placed on them because Goggle and Youtube continued to show the film clip that insulted the Muslim sacred belief.

The film provoked many Muslims in many countries and caused some peaceful and violent protest around the globe which led to the death of U.S. Ambassador to Libya, Chris Stevens, three other Americans and many more.

#This violence and ban makes me think they are hiding something or hiding away from something.
I hope my opinion is not banned as well...#

Below is the short film that has caused havoc around the globe

Photos from Peter Okoye of Psquare son's birthday

The son of Peter Okoye of Psquare and Lola Omotayo clocked 4 years yesterday 23rd September and to celebrate his birthday, his parents visited him at school today in company of J Martins to cut his cake and share other goodies with his classmates.
Happy birthday Cutie pie!!!
 More pictures after the cut:

Angelina Jolie allegedly have a liver disease - Hepatitis C

Angelina Jolie, the hollywood star is alleged to have hepatitis C which she contracted as a young woman when the abuse for alcohol and drugs were on her agenda, which has caused the constant thinness of the actress and that she is on a waiting list for a liver transplant.

Angelina's spokeswoman branded the news as 100% false, stating that the thinness of her client is simply due to constant travel, the fatigue of set and the role of mother.
According to her spokeswomen, she often forget to eat and drink because she is always in a constant motion and sometimes limited to swallow a few nuts and a little fruit.

Linda Ikeji, the gossip monger of Naija banged an interview with BBC World.

Can you believe it....?
After her VIP birthday in London on sunday at cocobar, Linda Ikeji, the gossip monger of naija just tweeted that she is off to BBC world for an interview.
Linda'chopping life'Ikeji......go girl.....hard work pays!!!

Charlize Theron and Eric Stonestreet - The beauty and the beast.

This is the real life picture of "The Beauty And The Beast".
Charlize Theron, the 37 years old South African actress and Hollywood Oscar winning star is said to have fallen for 41 years old Eric Stonestreet, who plays gay Cameron Tucker in the US comedy series Modern Family. They were introduced by mutual friends in Los Angeles earlier this year.
Charlize adopted a boy called Jackson in May, broke off her engagement to Irish actor Stuart Townsend in 2010. She has also been linked to Prince Harry and Keanu Reeves in the past.
#This goes a long way to show that appearance has little or nothing to do with a relationship, a great personality is the winner.#

Peter Okoye of Psquare's Cute Son Turns 4

Yesterday 23 September, Proud Father, Peter Okoye of Psquare share his joy via Twitter as his son clocked 2.
Jayden looks bigger than his age and he is sooooooo cute.
Happy birthday Cutie Pie!!!

OMG...Watch as a big girl pee on herself on the train

I guess this must be a joke or she is fond of peeing on herself #lmao# because she was very much prepared for it. Wonder....Wonder!!!

Sunday, 23 September 2012

Gallery Of Rihanna's Twelve Tattoos

Check out all of Rihanna's twelve beautiful tattoos. Even thou i'm not a lover of tattoo.....,
I sure do love some of hers on her beautiful skin.
Enjoy surfing....
4.11.1986 in Roman Numerals on her Shoulder

Arabic writing on Ribcage


OMG! A 15 years old mom cum prostitute with too much attitudes...

What will you do if you happen to have a daughter or a sister like this?
And what do you think led her into doing this and acting this way with so much attitudes?

#As for me sha, i don't see myself breeding such a child to this level. She non dey fear face? I go break her bones.#

VIC.O,the self acclaimed rapper lied about owning a RangeRover...,the car is not his....

 Few days ago, the hilarious untalented singer posted a photo of himself, sitting on a Range Rover, and he tweeted that the car was his new ride.

Then today, he sent out some other tweets to his haters #lmao# bragging about making some cool money and smiling at the bank. #lol#

Considering the worn out palm slippers he worn in the picture, my curious mind couldn't let me rest and I called a close source to the self acclaimed rapper to confirm if the news was real...., and guess what........?
VIC.O doesn't work non have a driving licence and he squats with one of his girlfriends who foots all his bills.
The car in the picture is not his borrow pose e dey! #lwkmd#
Beside his singing talent, he has got other hidden talents as well.
I'm not hating oh...i'm just loving his dedication. lol

Karen Igho seeks for attention and launches out her frustration via Twitter

It's either Karen is pissed at someone, lonely or she is really just hungry for some food and attention.
The winner of 2011 Big Brother Africa launches out her frustration via her Twitter account this afternoon.
The funniest thing is that after randomly dissing celebrities, from Twitter that verifies porn stars to Rick Ross that refuses to leave Naija and even call countries that think Africa is a jungle, stupid; she concluded by writing that she was hungry and misses Sunday Rice and wished to eat akara and bread. #lmao# This girl is really funny!!!

More tweet msg after the cut: