Tuesday, 31 March 2015

"I'm a friend to any government in power" Asari Dokubo bows to Muhammad Buhari as he wins presidential election.

Dokubo Asari, the Deltan militant, who has been supporting Goodluck Jonathan and has been threatening to burn down Nigeria if Goodluck should lose the election, has automatically changed his view. In his recent tweet, the most dreaded militant tweeted that he is a friend to any government in power and wishes to work with Buhari as Goodluck Jonathan loses presidential election.

Trust APC supporters, they have finished peeling off his skin with hot water and are about to roast him alive on twitter. This man isn't so brave as he claimed afterall. The fear of Buhari is the beginning of ........... I nor talk oh.lol
See APC supporters tweets as they diss Asari.

Ex President Olusegun Obasanjo disses PDP and calls it 'People Disturbing People' (See tweets)

Former Nigerian president turned farmer, Olusegun Obasanjo, who is always on the winning side, proudly endorsed ex president of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari, to become Nigeria's next president while he disses PDP by calling them (People Disturbing People) and claiming the party failed to campaign for a better Nigeria when they had the chance but preferred to dig into Buhari's private life and background like there was fuel to be discovered. I have known this man to be a political genius but i didn't know he was also this mouthed in a funny way. 
See more tweets after the cut:

Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Nigerian Copyright Commision Misspells Registration In Their Website (Snapshot)

How are we supposed to trust the Nigerian Copyright Commission to protect intellectual property when they can't even spell registration correctly? #oops! How are we supposed to have a lucrative arts industry when the very bodies allegedly designed to support the industry are incompetent? 
It's not all about forming and talking queens English in naija oh.....writing it matters too :-) 

Wednesday, 7 May 2014

"Dia Ris God" T-Shirt Is Out Oh.

First Lady Patience Jonathan's t-shirt is finally out and wearing this one is TTY AsEDeyHot, a Naija artist in Italy. 

You won't believe the terrifying and unimaginable things found in a raided drug lord's house. (Photos)

The money and valuables found in this one house alone, would be enough to feed every African child for the rest of their life. There is estimated to be approximately 27 more of these houses in Mexico alone, not to mention the ones in other countries who are enriching themselves in the drug trade. These people have so much money, they make the Arab oil sheiks look like welfare recipients. Their money can buy politicians, cops, judges, etc. Whatever they need they just throw down stacks of cash and it is theirs! This is why the drug problem is so difficult to fight.
There was a matched pair of these found.

See more pix after the cut:

Has anyone watched the comical moment Nigerian first lady cried over Chibok missing girls? (Video)

In case you don't understand what our dearest first lady said while acting, below is the transcript of what she said while crying over the abduction of the Chibok girls in nollywood style.

Wednesday, 30 April 2014

WTF! Kenyan government signs polygamy into law! Uhmm #MenRunTheWorld!

I guess Kenyan men are throwing parties and celebrating as a law allowing men in Kenya to marry as many women as they want was signed into law yesterday by President Uhuru Kenyatta, despite criticism from women's groups.

A statement from the presidency confirmed that the bill which consolidates various laws relating to marriage, had been signed into law. The bill, which amended existing legislation, was passed by parliament last month to formalize traditional practice regarding marrying more than one person.

"Marriage is the voluntary union of a man and a woman, whether in a monogamous or polygamous union," the presidential statement stated.

SHOCKER! Alleged Witch Found Inside Drainage Pit Hole In Lagos (Photos)

This is one of those news that makes me want to shout #WhatTheFuck! Is this for real? It looks like a scene from a Naija movie lol. 

Anyway, residents of Ojuelegba were stricken with shock when a woman was found inside a drainage close to Abalti Barracks in Ojuelegba, Lagos state.

Friday, 25 April 2014

MATTERS OF THE HEART: RELATIONSHIP TIPS FOR GUYS!

She is your girl...

She is supposed to be that curious person who wants to know where you are, what you are doing and who you are with so she can have peace of mind. 

She is supposed to be that talkative person who wants to constantly text you throughout the day or call you just to hear your voice. 

She is supposed to be that attentive person who shows you that you are her favorite distraction from everything else that's going on with her.

Thursday, 24 April 2014

Secondary Virgin Yvonne Nelson Shares Bedroom Snaps With Alex Ekubo

What's still keeping Nigerian men from signing up for sultry Ghanaian actress, Yvonne Nelson, as her love for Nigerian men keeps growing stronger? She shared this picture of herself and Alex Ekubo in bed during a movie shoot in Nigeria with the caption:

Wednesday, 23 April 2014

BREAKING NEWS! Trailer fails break and killed 28 People in Auchi

Google image.
News getting to me right now states that a trailer failed its break and ran into a mosque, killing 28 people in Auchi. It's really a sad news. 

WTF! This personal Ad will break your heart till you get to the end.

I love it when people know what they want and don't get their priorities misplaced. Who knew it was possible to get so thoroughly punked by a personal ad?

Over the weekend, a Redditor shared this gem of personal ad, which he spotted in a 1973 newspaper his dad had the good sense to save. Take a look at the ad after the cut:

Tuesday, 22 April 2014

TRAGIC! Humiliated mother kills 15-years old son with a machete in Uyo

A woman, Mrs. Ita Okokon, aka, Eka Isaac, at Atai Obio Offot, Uyo Local Government Area, Akwa Ibom State, has killed her 15-year-old son, Isaac Okokon, after a minor disagreement. Isaac, an SSS II pupil of Offot Ukwa Secondary School, Obiofot, Uyo, was said to have died on Friday following a machete injury his mother inflicted on him.

A neighbour, Miss Ekaette Effiong, told PUNCH Metro that when the mother beat Isaac, he retaliated instead of running away as a sign of respect.

TRAGIC NEWS! Goalkeeper dies on football pitch after a kick to his head

AC Bongoville's Sylvain Azougoui has died after being kicked in the head during a league match in Gabon. The goalkeeper died on the way to hospital after the incident during a match against Centre Mberi Sportif.

The 30-year-old from Togo had just stopped a shot on goal, but the attacker lost his balance on the wet grass and stepped on Azougoui's head.

Monday, 21 April 2014

Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova posts a makeup-free selfie (photos)

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a "Human Barbie," is typically made up to resemble a doll, but she recently went all naturel in a makeup-free selfie.

On Monday, Lukyanova posted a selfie to her Facebook page that shows her bare-faced and wearing a black bikini. Just hours earlier, she posted a photo of her all done up and dressed in a frothy pink skirt for a modeling gig. The difference was striking.

Thursday, 17 April 2014

WEIRDO! American rapper slices off his manhood in an attempt to killhimself

An American rapper has taken anger control to another level by slicing off his manhood. Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped off a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said. Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

BUSTED! NDLEA Arrests Pakistan Student With N228m Worth of Cocain InLagos. (Photo)

A Pakistani student, Iftikiha Arslan, who is allegedly working for a Pakistani drug ring, has been arrested at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport in Lagos by operatives of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) for trafficking 25.4 kilogrammes of heroin.

Sunday, 13 April 2014

WEIRD! Italian man bags 6-months imprisonment for being too good at sex.

This is weird and hilarious, and it shows how crazy some people can be. A 42-years old Italian man has been jailed because his girlfriend made too much noise during sex. A dozen angry neighbors in Vigodarzere, Padua, filed a civil lawsuit after getting fed up with his lover's passionate screams. They claimed "the moans disturbed the peace in the condominium and the building's decorum

Thursday, 10 April 2014

Italy makes history as Italian court recognized gay marriage for the first time ever.

An Italian court in Grosseto, Tuscany, on Wednesday recognized a gay couple as married for the first time ever in Italy. The court ordered the city council to list a gay couple Giuseppe Chigiotti an architect and Stefano Bucci a journalist, who got married in 2012 in New York, as married in a ruling that was immediately hailed by gay rights campaigners as historic.

"This is an unprecedented case in our country" Sergio Lo Giudice, a senator for the Democratic Party and a former head of the watchdog Antigay, told newsmen

Aurelio Mancuso, head of Equality Italia, said: "They have managed to achieve what has always been denied by city authorities and courts; having their status as a couple married in a foreign country recognized".